Friday, February 23, 2007

Sainthood for Mother Marie Eugenie not Mother Teresa

For those of you who have received the following SMS:
“Mother Teresa is going to be declared a saint within three hours, in Rome. Your three petitions will be granted in her name, if you pray now. Send this to at least five people."
You may stop forwarding the message now and delete it from your cellphone. Blessed Mother Teresa is not going to be declared a saint anytime soon rather it's Mother MARIE EUGENIE [CLICK HERE FOR THE NEWS] who is going to be canonized. How do I know the message's a hoax? Besides the fact that I looked up Google News for the supposed canonization of Mother Teresa, there are several giveaways in the SMS itself:
  1. If it's genuine you don't have to mention to "Send this to at least five people"; real news spreads fast and will do so on its on initiative
  2. CNN and BBC would have made her canonization the headlines way earlier before anyone could say "Hallelujah!"
Chain messages such as these are one of my pet peeves; I guess I am just annoyed that it promotes superstition among the Catholic faithful... Anyway a point to note: our petitions are granted only through Jesus Christ (John 14:14) and no one else... because ultimately it is God who has the power to grant our requests. But of course, the saints may intercede also :)

That's all for today's public service announcement. Have a good day!

Can't resist but to take the quiz...



... Not sure if the results were sarcastic but whatever. :P

Thursday, February 22, 2007

The Grudge

This evening at a family gathering over at my cousin's place, I was reminded of my mother's grudge against her brother-in-law as I see the two of them (still) not on talking terms for over 20 years. Which triggered an examination of conscience on my part, and I must confess that beneath this "churchy" exterior, I am a very bitter person. I have a chest load of grudges which I am clinging on tightly, although strangely I have mostly forgotten what started the grudge in the first place. But one thing I know for sure, these grudges that I have are devouring me one piece at a time.

As I reflect further, the parable of the unmerciful servant (Matthew 18:21-35) came to mind:
Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?"

Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.

"Therefore, the kingdom of heaven is like a king who wanted to settle accounts with his servants. As he began the settlement, a man who owed him ten thousand talents was brought to him. Since he was not able to pay, the master ordered that he and his wife and his children and all that he had be sold to repay the debt.

"The servant fell on his knees before him. 'Be patient with me,' he begged, 'and I will pay back everything.' The servant's master took pity on him, canceled the debt and let him go.

"But when that servant went out, he found one of his fellow servants who owed him a hundred denarii. He grabbed him and began to choke him. 'Pay back what you owe me!' he demanded.

"His fellow servant fell to his knees and begged him, 'Be patient with me, and I will pay you back.'

"But he refused. Instead, he went off and had the man thrown into prison until he could pay the debt. When the other servants saw what had happened, they were greatly distressed and went and told their master everything that had happened.

"Then the master called the servant in. 'You wicked servant,' he said, 'I canceled all that debt of yours because you begged me to. Shouldn't you have had mercy on your fellow servant just as I had on you?' In anger his master turned him over to the jailers to be tortured, until he should pay back all he owed.

"This is how my heavenly Father will treat each of you unless you forgive your brother from your heart."
The parable above is an allegory of what Jesus had done to redeem us from our sins. He who is sinless was crucified by those who in the first place had sinned against Him, yet Jesus bore no grudge (note: even though He had every right to), instead He said "Father, forgive them ..." (Luke 23:34) Therefore what right do we have to bear grudges? If we ask the Lord to be merciful to us, to take pity on us and to forgive our sins, shouldn't we do the same for others who have sinned against us?

I sense a major spiritual overhaul on my end. Pray for me.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Music Review: Shawn McDonald's Live In Seattle

If there's one album that I must recommend, it has to be Shawn McDonald's Live in Seattle: it's live (duh!), unplugged (mostly guitar) and the thing I love most about it is its raw honesty. You can find many Christian songs that sing God's praise and his goodness, but rarely we hear songs about the struggles of the Christian journey - battling sin and seeking redemption - such as Shawn McDonald's; Hold On (one of my all-time favorites) is a song about keeping the faith.

I think what appeals to me most is his lyrics [CLICK HERE FOR THE LIST] which I find to be very close to home as a Christian. Of course, my weakness for unplugged music contributes to my love for the album. *Grins*

If you are Christian, loves unplugged music and lusts for all things acoustic, you will love this album. Why am I so confident? Simply because...


I like my new tshirt. LOL. (OK fine, I like to think I am always right :P) Oh by the way to all my readers...

HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR!

May the Lord prosper you according to His plans! (Jeremiah 29:11)

Here's a Youtube Lunar New Year treat for all of you :) Cheers!


Wednesday, February 14, 2007

February Randomness

  1. I discovered I have the uncanny ability to tell time accurately without looking at a watch and with an error margin of about 1 minute. Don't believe me? Ask me what time it is, the next time (no pun intended) you see me.

  2. I've thought of (what I believe to be) the most irreverent message to be printed on a greeting card:
    (front) "If we are the Body of Christ"; (inside) "You must be the asshole."

  3. It's 12.03am, my cognitive psych mid-term's is in less than 16 hours and I have one more chapter to study and five chapter's worth of notes to make. (And I am not counting officially revising and doing the online quiz)

    Darn it, I am blogging.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Saturday, February 10, 2007

[STICKY POST] Amazingly Fearless Race 2007

Note: Scroll down for the latest post. Thank you.

Promotional Poster

What is the Amazingly Fearless Race? Click Here and click here to find out.

To register contact John (012 390 9312) / Ignatius (012 385 1023)

Alternatively you may register with me via email, please include your NAME, CONTACT NO., LOCATION, CHURCH (if any) and send to celestinetan@gmail.com. Thank you. :)

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Credit: All stick figures courtesy of Belinda :D

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Why Jesus had 12 baskets full...

While having supper at a mamak place somewhere in Port Dickson...
Me: Wow, your burger looks good. How much is it?

John: RM1.20

Me: RM1.20! So cheap lah. I wonder if the they had toast the buns. Can I touch them? I wanna know if it's warm.

John: NO!

Me: Why lah?

John: Because your hands are dirty.

Me: Hey, when Jesus multiplied the five loaves He touched them didn't He?

[Pause and thinks]

Me: Then again... come to think about it, it's no wonder Jesus had so much left-overs - twelve baskets full in fact. I guess the people were grossed out having the knowledge that Jesus multiplied the loaves by pinching them with His bare hands.

John: LOL.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Music Video

My rendition of Shawn McDonald's All I Need. Enjoy. LOL. :D



Credits:
Johnny (guitar)
Patrick (backup vocals)
Meity (choreographer)
Carmel (videographer)

Video shot @ Port Dickson, near La Salle House (?)

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

What's worse than shit?

Me: Shit lah... [grumbles under breath]

Holy Holly: *GASP* Cel don't use the "S" word!

Me: What..? It's not like the "F" word...

Holy Holly: Yes... but why don't you use other words such as "shucks"?

Me: Shucks? You know where that word comes from right?

Holy Holly: Err... no? Isn't it meaningless?

Me: Well, it's worse than saying "shit" ... it's actually a combination of "shit" and "f..."

...

Holy Holly: WHAT?! No it can't be. OK, I am not listening to you. [Closes ears] La~ la~ la~ la~

Me: ROFL!

Monday, January 22, 2007

Saturday, January 20, 2007

The Soldier with the Cut-off Ear

My sheep - yes, that's what I call my friends at cell group - are really funny, the following is a discussion we had following a question on the incarnational principle (i.e. the concept following the principle that God became man, in Jesus Christ):
Person A: Jesus carried through the incarnational principle by using everyday objects to conduct his miracles, for example, Jesus healed the blind man with mud made with spit. He could have easily clicked his fingers and say: "Be healed!" but he chose to take the trouble just to make his point.

Person B: Just like a illusionist who asks the audience to blow his fist to add to the dramatic effect! LOL.

Person C: Hey, but when Jesus healed the soldier with the cut-off ear he just attached it without drama lah!

[The group takes a moment to think for a while]

Person C: Oh... I know why already ... Because what happened to the soldier was an emergency lah. As for the blind man, he was blind all his life, so it wouldn't make much of a difference to be blind a little longer.

[Cell group LOL!]

Friday, January 19, 2007

The Hierarchy of Truths

An interesting discussion on the hierarchy of truths happened at cell group today:

PERSON A: Well, basically the hierarchy of truths was employed by the Catholic Church to categorize truths that are important for our salvation (e.g. the necessity of Jesus' death on the Cross for our salvation) and truths that are less important for our salvation (e.g. Purgatory) ... Besides if all truths were to be equally important our Protestant brethren would be counted as unsaved by us Catholics since there are truths that we subscribe to but they do not.

PERSON B: That just seems like a cop out to me - just to include our Protestant brethren. I mean, if it's true, it should all be equally true.

PERSON A: No, it's not a cop out and yes, it is all equally true, it's just that some truths are more central to our salvation than others but that doesn't mean it cannot/does not contribute to our salvation. Think about it this way, the truths we embrace are like parts of a car which needs to be assembled together in order to function as intended.

PERSON B: Since you have used this analogy. Let's take the "wheels" of the car as the truths that are central for our salvation and the the "cushions" as truths concerning Mary - without which we could still arrive at our destination (i.e. Heaven) since the "wheels" are what we need. (HAHA!)

PERSON A: Yes, true... but think about it. It wouldn't be comfortable to drive without "cushions" (i.e. Mary) right? Also the car would be able to arrive at the destination even without "wipers" (i.e. the saints) BUT only on bright and shiny days would the journey be smooth, how about during stormy days? [Starting to get a little carried away] And not to mention stormy days are often dark and cloudy, if you do not have your "headlights" (e.g. the Eucharist) how would be able to arrive at your destination safely? And also if ...

The rest of the cell group: -_-" / LOL / ROFL / ^o^

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Madonna and Child


- Image obtained from a postcard (all the way from Taiwan!) from dearest Brother Alberto -

A Chinese depiction of the Blessed Virgin Mary and Child Jesus - I am amazed at how much acculturation the Catholic Church in China has gone through in Taiwan.

One word: WOW.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Promo Poster


A prototype (hence the - "??") of the upcoming poster for HELP CSS. Suggestions for improvements?

Or is it already perfect?

LOL. :)

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Update @ 10.18pm! Revised and finalised poster :)

Monday, January 08, 2007

What is ours?

Many times when we lose something or someone we have the tendency to blame God and ask "Why?" - as if He owes us an explanation of some sort. Thus we fail to realize that the good things which we lost never really belonged to us in the first place. The truth is the whole world and what's in it belongs to Him (Psalm 50:12)

Job showed a profound understanding of this truth in the midst of his suffering with the following statement: "The Lord gave and the Lord has taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord!" (Job 1:21) The story of Job illustrates that if God allows suffering on a blameless man like Job, what less we who so often transgress against the Lord can expect? Of course there are occasions that God intervenes to alleviate suffering, which we call miracles. But when He does not, that is life, where pain and suffering is part and parcel of.

As I am writing this I am burdened with sore throat + cough and various worries; one of which was as a result of (being "forced to") taking up five "heavy-weight" subjects (Principles of Sociology, History of Western Civilization I, World Religions, Physics and Cognitive & Biological Psychology) this semester - God help me cope!

Come to think about it, the challenges that I am facing right now can be an opportunity for me to see the hand of God working in my life, He did say: "My grace is sufficient for you, for power is made perfect in weakness" (2 Corinthians 12:9) How can I say that my achievements are from God when I am all self-sufficient? It is when I finally pulled through the seemingly impossible that I am able to confidently acknowledge that it was God who had done it for me. And once again I am humbled by the realization that EVERYTHING that I have ever achieved and owned does not belong to me but to God alone.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Four days late - Happy New Year anyway!

... here are my (obligatory) new year's resolutions:
  1. Maintain a CGPA of 3.5 and above
    Currently I am at 3.48 which is rather good I think, but of course I would prefer to have higher grade point averages - who doesn't?

  2. Read at least THREE books a month
    It's manageable considering I did manage to read three books (An Exorcist Tells His Story, And When Did You Last See Your Father? and Christ the Lord) last month. *Beams!*

  3. Sculpt great looking abs
    Though I might not get six-packs but I do hope to get better looking abs by the end of 2007 ;)

  4. Go to gym at least 5 times a week
    OK - I am not going for BodyPump / weight-training for 5 days in a row. More cardio to burn off excess body fat (especially when I plan to drink one mug of milk everyday for protein) Step-machines - here I come!

  5. Be punctual
    Father OC once said the following with a grin: "Celestine, one of these days you will be late for your own funeral." Mental note to self: 12.00pm means 12.00pm NOT 12.15pm.

  6. Morning Prayer (Lauds) & Night Prayer (Complines) Everyday
    Catholic set prayers rock! Period.

  7. Read the Bible cover to cover beginning from the New Testament
    I've done this before (from Genesis) but I stopped at one of the Pauline letters. Now I am doing it again - I need perseverance, pray for me people!
For those of you who are interested to know how you can make and keep your New Year's resolutions CLICK HERE [via Lifehacker]

All the best!

Signing off.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

What is Love?

Love is an abstract concept and as I am writing this I find it difficult to define love because of our varied ideas about what love actually is. The Greeks have three distinct words for love: eros (ἔρως érōs), philia (φιλία philía) and agape (ἀγάπη agápē).

Christians are called to love one another with agape ("the love of God or Christ for humankind") for Christ himself said, "As I have loved you, so you also should love one another." (John 14:34, NAB).

In other words, Jesus calls us to love one another with...
  1. ...a love that is without conditions, because God did not set conditions to save us; Christ died for us while we are still sinners (Romans 5:8) Though many Christians I know dread the idea (myself included ;)), we are called to love our enemies which is a "litmus test" for agapic love. Here's food for thought, can love still be agapic when we are drawn to a person because of a certain quality he or she possess? Would that already be a condition for "love"?

  2. ...an agapic love that is summarized in 1 Corinthians 13:4-7, NAB:

    "Love is patient, love is kind. It is not jealous, [love] is not pompous, it is not inflated, it is not rude, it does not seek its own interests, it is not quick-tempered, it does not brood over injury, it does not rejoice over wrongdoing but rejoices with the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things."

  3. ...God because "God is love [agape], and whoever remains in love remains in God and God in him." (1 John 4:16, NAB) Hence it is safe to say that if we have agape for someone this love should draw us closer to God and not away from Him.
So what is love? It is not just a feeling ("infatuation"; because what happens when feelings eventually fade away?) nor it is mere attraction ("like"; refer to point #1), rather love is a decision that we are in power to make.

To love with agape is a high-calling because as humans we know that "the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak" (Matthew 26:41, NAB) ...but then again we also know that through Christ who empowers we have the strength to do anything (Philippians 4:13) and that includes the ability to agape.

Dear Lord help me to have a heart and a love like Yours. Amen.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Book Review: Anne Rice's Christ The Lord: Out of Egypt

Anne Rice the author who brought you books such as Interview with the Vampire and Queen of the Damned now brings you Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt; the following is an excerpt taken from the book's cover:
"This is the book Anne Rice was born to write, a novel about the childhood of Jesus from Alexandria to Galilee in the turbulent 1st century – the story of the boy who was born to be King of the Jews, the ‘ultimate supernatural hero, the ultimate outsider, and the ultimate immortal’.

Incomparable in its boldness and daring, shockingly timely in its evocation of the Middle Eastern world in another era, hers is a unique and palpable rendering of part of the greatest story ever told. Evoking this crucial time in the life of Christ, based on the Gospels and her intense research into the period, Anne Rice magically recreates these years of drama, confusion, and enlightenment. The story opens in cosmopolitan Alexandria where the family has fled. But, when Herod dies, they take ship for Israel, a land under Roman occupation at a time of insurrection and confusion after the death of a tyrant king.

It is an astonishing child's eye view – part innocent, part knowing – of Jewish life in these unruly years of occupation; and of the boy's growing awareness, first of his extraordinary powers, and then of the whispered mysteries surrounding his birth… We watch him grow, steeped in the laws, rituals and traditions of his people, beginning to discuss and dispute with the Elders, and to ask questions that cannot be answered. And, at the end, we feel the strength of his resolve as the boy comes face to face with the truth about his past and the challenge of his future."

In case you were wondering whether this might be another Da Vinci Code, I can assure you that it is not and to add to the surprise, this book is quite sound in theology and history! I am amazed at how much research Rice has done in order to assemble this book, however I am much more amazed at her 180-degree turn from atheism to her return to Catholicism, from gothic-erotica to Christ-centred fiction; and I salute her for her courage to "write only for the Lord" - to quote Rice: "...the [Vampire] Chronicles are no more! Thank God!"

Rice fully utilizes her poetic license and although I do not find any direct conflict between what Rice has written and canonical Scripture, there are parts in Christ the Lord which has its origins from apocryphal texts such as the Gospel of Thomas or no scriptural or historical origins at all (such as Jesus being a pupil of Philo). Granted that Rice has made much effort to make Christ the Lord as historically/theologically accurate as possible, it is still a work of fiction after all.

Reading this book during the Christmas season intensified my appreciation for Christ's first coming even more - the invulnerable God became a vulnerable child - the thought of that just puts me in a state of awe and wonder. The book also gave me a lasting sense of empathy towards the Holy Innocents; children who were executed by Herod, my heart wrenched as I cried reading chapter 24 - and incidentally today's the Feast of the Holy Innocents. Most importantly, the book gave me a deeper feel and understanding of the environment and context Jesus lived in and I believe this will help me as I re-read the Gospels.

Needless to say I highly recommend the book! You can get the original softcover version for RM10 at the BIG BOOK SHOP WAREHOUSE SALE (Where? Atria Shopping Mall 1st floor, Jalan SS22/23 , Damansara Jaya, 47400 Petaling Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia. Tell: 603 2070 8251. When? Everyday until the 31st of December; thanks shoppingNsales!) The last time I checked there were stacks of it still, so why wait?

Go grab it NOW before it's all gone!

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Christmas Carols for the DSM-IV

by Respectful Insolence (via Doulos, thanks man! really made my day. haha!)
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and.....

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Ji ngle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
I don't know about you, but I was laughing out loud when I read that! LOL! OK, maybe because I am a psychology major. But still it's DARN funny OK? :D

LOLs!